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		A Funny Story - "The Opera"
 
		    Working at the university or 
		institute you are bound to work with students and over time some funny 
		situations will happen. I am going to tell you one such story. Even 
		though it may not be entirely related to math, it is related to the 
		thought process and problem solving. 
		    Setting the stage: Imagine 
		a computer lab filled with students during a practice lesson. This group 
		of students I know quite well, they are few in number and among them 
		there is this really bright student. I shall call the bright kid Mr. X 
		and not reveal his true name in order not to damage his reputation - he 
		may need it at some point in his life =) So, Mr. X is really smart - you only have to explain 
		something to him once, maximum twice, and he'll understand it and even 
		show it to the rest of the group. Because of this his mates call him 
		"The Hacker" - he catches everything on the fly, works with shortcuts 
		only etc. However, by being in such a high respect from his peers and 
		having a high self esteem, he can be sometimes really lazy and 
		overconfident.
 
		    The stage is set: This time 
		the group is doing some database design and I'm making sure that they 
		are really working and not slacking off. I check everyone and come to 
		Mr. X, stand behind him and try to see what he's up to. I can definitely 
		see that he has two programs running as there are two tabs in Windows 
		taskbar. One of them is the database window and the other one is the 
		Opera browser. When he sees me come up to him he quickly switches to the 
		database window and pretends to work, but as soon as I walk away he 
		switches back to Opera. I give him a couple of warnings, but he doesn't 
		listen. Conclusion: he is slacking off and doesn't want to do the 
		assignment. I, probably, shouldn't have really cared much (after all, he 
		has to hand an assignment in - not I) had it not been for the fact that 
		in the browser window he was playing one of those online combat games. 
		The game totally absorbed him. It sucked him in, he was so concentrated 
		that he looked away from the monitor only to see whether I was sneaking 
		up on him. I gave him a short lecture about the perils of online games, 
		but I could definitely see that my efforts were futile as my words fell 
		on deaf ears. I understood this and, suddenly, I was visited by a 
		strange thought... a revelation ! 
		    The culmination: Really, 
		had I thought about this situation for a week I would not have come up 
		with this idea. It was all in a spur of the moment. So I say to him (in 
		a serious tone):Me:        "Mr. X, did I 
		tell you about the new cool shortcut to open the database ?"
 Mr. X (still glued to his online game and barely listening to 
		me):    "No, you didn't. What is it ?"
 Me:        "Alt + F4. Try 
		it out !"
 
		    I remember this moment in slow 
		motion. While he is glued to the Opera browser, he still tries to sort 
		of pay attention to what I'm saying and I see, in absolute and total 
		disbelief, as his hand reaches for "Alt" and "F4" and presses them. =) 
		=) =) =) =)After the "shortcut" does its job and closes the browser 
		window, the database window, being the only other open application, 
		immediately pops into view - hence the true effect of a shortcut. He he. 
		=)
 
		    Post Factum: It takes about 
		5 seconds for the information to sink in and he finally realizes that he 
		was, as it is said in hacker-talk, "pwned" (owned). "The Hacker" was 
		humbled !!! There was no resentment from his side, he just couldn't 
		believe that he fell for it =) Everyone was laughing really hard after 
		that and for a long long time. Mr. X continued on with his assignment...
		 
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